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If you're reading this, congrats on not being vaporized in the crash. Bad news, though: this planet absolutely stinks. Honestly? Just lock the hatch, stay in your lifepod, pull the blanket over your head, and pretend the monsters outside aren't real.

If you absolutely must go outside because "survival and progress" or whatever, do not leave home without the "I Don't Want to Die Today" starter pack I've left for you.

- Medkits: Because everything wants to eat you, seriously.

- Nutrient Blocks: Slightly expired and tastes like cardboard. If you close your eyes and chew really fast, it still tastes exactly like cardboard.

- Filtered Water: I swear it's not fish pee. Okay, it *was* fish pee, but the fabricator gave it a thorough cleaning... I think?

Stay safe, stay dry, and if you see a giant shadow in the dark... remember that dying violates your Alterra employment contract.

Swim fast, scream loud!
// Johnny